MAN — ASLEEP
Period — 19th Century
This man was found asleep in a house in London, after the great social revolution of 1899. From the account given by the landlady of the house, it would appear that he had already, when discovered, been asleep for over ten years (she having forgotten to call him). It was decided, for scientific purposes, not to awake him, but to just see how long he would sleep on, and he was accordingly brought and deposited in the ‘Museum of Curiosities,’ on February 11th, 1900.Visitors are requested not to squirt water through the air-holes.
Jerome Klapka Jerome (1859–1927) was an English author and humorist, best known for the 1889 comic travelogue Three Men in a Boat. In 1891, he published Diary of a Pilgrimage (and Six Essays), featuring “The New Utopia,” a satirical piece that diverges sharply from the light-hearted tone of his famous travelogue. In this fascinating short story, Jerome imagines a dreamlike journey into a dystopian future shaped by extreme egalitarian socialism, serving as a striking early precursor to the dystopian canon that would later include We, Brave New World, Anthem, and 1984. Though often overlooked, Jerome’s satirical vision eerily anticipates the totalitarian motifs that define those later works: enforced uniformity, suppression of individuality, and the mechanization of society in the name of progress. More than a parody of utopian literature — it’s a pointed commentary on the dangers of ideological extremism, offering a satirical blueprint for the dystopian literature that would flourish in the 20th century.
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“’The New Utopia‘ gives the ridiculous side of present patent ideas for human progress.” —The Brooklyn Eagle
“An exceedingly interesting short story.” —The Coleshill Chronicle
“A mordant little satire on egalitarianism anticipating Vonnegut’s ‘Harrison Bergeron’ and many similar works.” —Interzone
“’The New Utopia‘ is a humorous parody making fun of the utopian dreams celebrated by Edward Bellamy in Looking Backwards and William Morris in News from Nowhere.” —Dictionary of Literary Utopias
“A sharp departure from his own tradition, it is difficult to see the inducement unless one accepts the hypothesis that Mr. Jerome is like the comedian burning to play tragedy.” —Boston Post
“Written in a sketchy, breezy way which is very interesting.” —San Francisco Chronicle
“’The New Utopia‘ is Jerome K. Jerome’s answer to Edward Bellamy.” —The Review of Reviews
“A quaint mixture of humor and cynicism directed chiefly against certain errors which the present condition of society tends rather to foster than to check.” —The Morning Post
“If we don’t watch our step we’ll be in Jerome’s ‘Utopia.’” —The Emporia Weekly Gazette
“’The New Utopia‘ prefigured many of the common motifs of late nineteenth- and early twentieth-century utopian and dystopian fiction.” —Twentieth-Century Literary Criticism
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